Pattaya Girls

You need to drop whatever it is that you’re doing right now and get your ass on the next plane to Pattaya!

The first Pattaya bar I ever went into:

This is one of the beautiful Pattaya Windmill Girls

So, I walk into this place called The Windmill because I heard they had 45 baht beers. Ok, I walk in the front door through the curtain and the place is packed. There is the typical go-go stage that’s about 30 feet long with 10 or 11 drop-dead-gorgeous Pattaya girls dancing in the typical bar costume but with no panties and some of them topless as well.

So far it looks promising.

As I walk back farther I notice that the last 6 feet of the stage is taken up by a totally nude lesbian act going on with two Pattaya girls giving it to each other right there in front of me and everybody else.

Farther back against the back wall they have a huge jacuzzi going and there are four naked Pattaya girls in there sudsing each other down, spreading their legs, and just having a good old time with the guys who are sitting around the tub.

So, my first big decision in Pattaya is “Where do I sit?” My head is spinning. Well, by this time I’ve made it back to where the lesbians are playing with each other and there’s an empty stool right there, so close you can’t help but touch the girls. Anyway, I sit down next to this British dude and I order a Chang draft.

The beer comes and the waitress sits it down on the bar right next to lesbian’s foot. The lesbian stops what she’s doing, smiles at me and hands me one of those big ice cubes.  I’m thinking, “What the hell is this for?” The Brit says “just go along with her”. I don’t have a clue what the hell is happening. The next thing I know, the girl has her legs spread out as wide as they can go and she’s telling me to stick the ice cube up her pussy! Well, who am I to argue with that?

So I get the ice cube well stuffed up into her, with some extra help of my middle finger. Then she stands up, steps back, and shoots the ice cube out of her pussy directly into my glass of beer! I’m talking bull’s eye. Everyone in the bar applauds.

I knew right then and there that this was going to be a good trip…