Pattaya Ladyboy to Compete for Miss Universe

That’s right. The big news this week was the announcement by Donald Trump that a ladyboy would be allowed to compete in the Miss Universe beauty pageant. I’m sure you must have seen this on the news. The ladyboy goes by the name of Jenna Talackova and he is “officially” classified as transgender since he had his dick cut off some years back.

This ladyboy has been to Pattaya and its been rumored that he was spotted down at Beach Road back in 2010 strutting his stuff up and down the promenade. I’ll tell you what, he could have definitely fooled me. Even his voice is a pretty good imitation of a woman.

That’s not the only location where she/he was spotted in Pattaya. This ladyboy actually competed here in the 2010 Miss International Queen contest that was held at Tiffany’s. She/He competed against 23 other transgender ladyboys and came out near the top.

Jenna is really from Vancouver, Canada and he’ll start off by competing for the title of Miss Canada. If he wins there, then we’ll get to see him compete against Miss Thailand and all of the other real girls for the title of Miss Universe. So, he’s got a ways to go before that actually happens. Frankly, I think his legs are too skinny to be able to pull it off. Besides that, his tits are a little droopy.

Check out this video and let me know what you think.

So… what’s your comment?

After hearing all of the hoopla about Jenna Talackova I was interested to learn more about this surgery. Here’s what I found out… A sex change operation is technically referred to by doctors as a “penis inversion”. The reason they call it that is because they whack off your cock, scrape out the insides, turn the little bugger inside out, and shove it back up inside you , all stitched up and ready to go.

The head of the dick ends up at the very end of the vaginal tunnel facing outward. What used to be the outside of the penis turns out being the inside of the vagina. You get the picture? Then they take the skin from the balls and fashion the pussy lips. So, when you’re eating out one of these artificial pussies, you’re actually licking the guy’s balls, although the actual balls aren’t there any more.

When you boom boom, the head of your dick is banging away at the head of his dick, which is clear up in there at the very end of your stroke. Amazing but true. A doctor would certainly describe it differently using more technical terms, but guys, I’m telling you, that’s how it works.

Do you wonder what one of these transgender pussies look like? How good are these doctors anyway? I was wondering the same thing. So I poked around the internet and found some great pictures. Check this link if you’d like to see what a fake pussy looks like. It’s amazing. You can’t tell the difference!

So, is she a he or is he a she? Damned if I know.