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Trip Report: Pattaya Starfish Ruins Night

Bummer On Beach Road

Probably the most important thing we have learnt this time comes at the end. Despite all the good things I wrote about those gorgeous girls (and I truly believe in every word!)… shit happens and this time it happened to Matt. I am going to describe it so hopefully it [...]

Trip Report: Pattaya Freelancers Rock!

Pattaya is where the magic begins.

‘Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary…’ That’s how you feel after 36 hour journey to Thailand. However, once you’re there all your traumas and tribulations are gone. After arriving in the evening we spent one night in Bangkok and next day departed [...]

Pattaya Soi Diana Entertainment Area

Pattaya’s Soi Diana entertainment area can provide a whole host of entertainment options for the punter who’s looking to venture away from the Walking Street gogo scene and explore a different side of Pattaya nightlife.  There are plenty of Pattaya girls on Soi Diana and, yes, they’re just dying to meet you.

Many of [...]

Pattaya Freelance Girls on Beach Road

Banned From YouTube!

Yes, friends, our video of the Pattaya freelancers was banned from YouTube last week. I guess it’s just too racey for the average YouTube visitor. I received an email with a warning not to post anymore like it.  But, not to worry, we found another host and…

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